Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

Funny Insults | June 30, 2009 | Post a Comment

Skinflint

Insult directed towards someone displaying miserly behavior.

Funny Insults | June 28, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged Money

Claptrap

Describes pretentious nonsense designed for the sole purpose of provoking approval, i.e. clapping.

Funny Words | June 28, 2009 | 1 Comment

Edible Arrangements®

You know, these things. Last weekend I actually saw this advertised on TV as a Father's Day gift.

Funny Things | June 23, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged Flowers, Fruits

Capri Sun

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open trapezoidal pouch drink.

Funny Drinks | June 21, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Kids

Boss Lady

Funny People | June 21, 2009 | Post a Comment

Sick Bear

A vessel for vomiting children. And I thought those were just called "buckets" or "toilets".

Funny Things | June 5, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged Babies, Bathroom, Unnecessary

Lean Cuisine®

Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine?

Funny Foods | June 4, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Food, Middle Age

Space Cats

Saturday morning cartoon by the creator of ALF that included both puppet and animated bits, neither of which made a lick of sense.

Funny TV Shows | June 4, 2009 | 2 Comments | Tagged 90's, Cartoons

The California Raisins

Hard to believe, but these rhythm-and-blues-singing, spat-wearing, claymation raisins were so popular in the 80's that they appeared on t-shirts, Christmas TV specials, and even a Nintendo video game.

Funny Things | June 3, 2009 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Commercials, Fruits