Anthony's Entries
Funny Phrases
1. Booze & Hot Pants
According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.
Funny Products
3. Drakkar Noir
Included in this commercial are (in order): sunglasses, skis, shirtless archery, shirtless boxing, vigorous toweling, the donning of a mock-turtleneck, a woman running in a red dress, the closing of a brief case that appears to perhaps contain a gun, the closing of a lighter, the red-dress woman again, the striking of a cue ball, the rolling of dice, the dunking of an olive in a martini, nuzzling, and a speed boat. Or, in other words, my typical Thursday night. See also 80's.
Funny Movies
4. Rollerball
LL Cool J, Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, a $70 million budget, and a dystopian setting in the ex-Soviet Republics. What's not to like?
Funny People
6. Fairuza Balk
Back in the late 90's, Maxim told all us young men were supposed to care about Fairuza Balk. (Dominque Swan too.) What happened? See also Celebrities.
Funny Euphemisms
8. Going to Part My Hair
My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
Anthony
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I moved to Paris to become a painter, but that didn't work out, so now I mostly sit quietly in my closet.