Anthony's Entries

1. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

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Guaranteed to be the, er, fowlest thing you'll ever eat. See also Birds, Poultry.

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Faces for trees. No doubt inspires factory-floor exclamations of "What the f*ck?" in Chinese. See also Trees.

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Go ahead and insert your own joke. See also Celebrities.

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Often referred to as "these society types." See also Wealth.

Added by Anthony on October 30, 2009| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

I moved to Paris to become a painter, but that didn't work out, so now I mostly sit quietly in my closet.