No.
1.
God Works in Mysterious Ways
Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday,
2.
I've Been Around the Block a Few Times
That's because you were too drunk to find the house.
3.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations.
4.
Harder than Chinese Math
When something is very difficult or complex.
5.
Going Down Like a Homesick Mole
South African expression praising the first beer of the day.
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6.
All Your Base are Belong to Us
A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme.
7.
Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts
It's true, they do.
8.
Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass
When someone is really high (on life... or drugs).
9.
Well Played, Sir
Response for when your friend says something funny.
10.
Praying to God and Marvin Gaye
Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered.