No.
1.
Mom
An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M").
2.
Optimas Prime Violating a Toaster
Tattoo worn by my EX-husband.
3.
I'm Awsome
Yes, that's right, "I'm Awsome".
4.
Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
5.
Mr. Cool Ice
Trust me, it's complicated.
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6.
Incorporated Body Parts
For example the navel incorporated in this titillating scene and the nipple used in this beauty.
7.
Fingerstache
Mustache tattooed on the inside of the index finger. You hold it under your nose with the rest of your fingers closed against your palm.
8.
Dollar Bills on the Inner Thighs
A sure sign you're dating a classy woman.
9.
10.
Fauxtoo
Outside of MisShapes one night a drunken hipster was proudly showing me his "fauxtoo", which was a tattoo he had drawn on his arm with a Sharpie marker. It was a penis with boobs.