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Whale Oil
Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis.
The New Leave It to Beaver
1980's TBS television show in which the Beaver (still portrayed by Jerry Mathers) is now divorced and living in the suburbs with his mother (still portrayed by Barbara Billingsley).
SkyMall
An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket.
Box Socials
A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch.
International Male
Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise." Oh yeah? What country are these guys from? Canada?
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Pornstaches
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball.
Lee Press On Nails
Available in both natural and glamour length. Press on!
Drum Circles
A staple of native Trustifarian culture.