What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.
Why don't they just call it "candy schnapps" and sell it at Wet Seal? See also Alcohol.
Sent into orbit in 1973 on the Skylab 3 space station. See also Space.
Knowing euphemism for sex sometimes employed on small children, e.g., "Why do you and Daddy sleep in the same room?" "Because sometimes we like to tickle each other." See also Sex.
A great way to avoid clutter, keep variety at your fingertips, and generally be considered a dork. Here's a photo. See also 80's.

Er, I don't know what to say.