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Patches
Beware of Patches bearing perfume.
Career-Ending Movie-Tie-In Rap Songs
These, of course, would include Bobby Brown's On Our Own from Ghostbusters II, MC Hammer's Addam's Family Grove from The Addam's Family, and Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.
Joementum
What Joe Lieberman claimed to have picked up before finishing fifth in the New Hampshire 2004 Democratic primary.
Trust Falls
Unfortunate staple of corporate team-building "offsites".
Cat's Whiskers
Slightly cooler than the cat's pajamas, but slightly less cool than the bee's knees.
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Uncrustables
Because traditional peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are too hard to make, Smuckers now offers a frozen version.
Baking a File Into a Cake
Classic plan for springing your man from the clink.
Bride Cake
Yes, a person-sized dessert.
Celebrity Cartoons
For example, MC Hammer's short-lived Hammerman featuring a magical pair of talking dance shoes and the Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson collaboration and breakfast-cereal-tie-in ProStars which, incidentally, was "all about helping kids".