Funny Gag-Gift Drinks

Funny Drinks

CapriSun

A surprisingly-difficult-to-open, trapezoidal pouch drink beloved by kids.

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Chock full o'Nuts

For those with nut allergies, fear not. Despite its name, Chock full o'Nuts currently contains—and never did contain—a single nut.

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Clamato

Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it’s missing something… Wait, I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors to ever come together in a glass.

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Dehydrated Water

Just add water.

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Faygo

Low-priced Pepsi and Coke alternative and sister beverage of Shasta soda. Flavors of Faygo include Jazzin’ Blues Berry, Diet Chocolate Cream Pie, and Grape.

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Orangina

A brand name that elicits giggles.

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Pickle Juice

If you believe high school baseball coaches from the 40s, it prevents cramps.

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Pineapple Juice

Why does pineapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pineapple juice?

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Postum

Instant, coffee alternative for people who like coffee, but don’t like coffee.

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Prune Juice

Otherwise known as “nature’s laxative.”

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Sanka

“I’ll have a decaf.”
“We have Sanka.”

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TaB

One half of a Jack & TaB.

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Tang

The official drink of space exploration.

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Welch’s Grape Soda

The Champagne of grape sodas.

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