Funny Gag-Gift Instruments

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The ’ol squeezebox.

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Every parent's favorite sound.

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An Australian instrument that, in the wrong hands, sounds like a bumblebee with a hangover.

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For expert guitar players only.

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Why not?

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A cute, plastic flute.

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Sounds like its name.

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Played professionally in jug bands and by amateurs everywhere.

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A keyboard worn and played like a guitar. (De rigueur for 80s cover bands.)

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No, playing the nose flute doesn’t look weird at all. Why do you ask?

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Best. Instrument. Ever.

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Instrument of choice for sprites, satyrs, and college kids who wear shorts through the winter.

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A trumpet designed to fit into a player’s pocket. Plays a range so high it quickly becomes irritating if in the wrong hands.

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A beginner's musical instrument if there ever was one.

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A mini trombone used to annoy parents, siblings, etc. Sounds like this.

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“Here, let's try something a little simpler for you.”

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Set the amp to 11.

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GRGRGRGRGRGRG.

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.