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Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!

Haha, dyslexia.

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Blink if You Want Me

Gotcha.

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Drink Wisconsinbly

As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation.

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Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly

Dads’ favorite way to embarrass their teenage daughters.

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Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap

Can’t argue with that.

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Flip T-shirts

Ask me about my ninja disguise. And then, boom!

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Forget Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers!

Because every superhero origin story should include a laboratory explosion.

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Hedgehogs

Why don’t they just share the hedge?

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Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die

RIP Harambe.

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Hey Vegetarians, My Food Poops on Your Food!

Burn.

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I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons

Classic onesie.

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I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off

Deal with it.

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I Pooped Today

😑

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I Put Ketchup on My Ketchup

Have I mentioned I like ketchup?

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I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized

Take that, Too Tall.

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I’m What Willis Was Talking Bout

Thank you, Gary Coleman.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works.

You got it, Dad.

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If Life Gives You Melons

You may be dyslexic…

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One!

Good boy.

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Irony: The Opposite of Wrinkly

Ironic.

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Jesus is coming. Look busy!

Praise be.

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Lactose Tolerant

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Let’s Avocuddle

Cute, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder

Aggressive.

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Mitochondria: The Powerhouse of the Cell

Literally the only thing I remember from high school biology.

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My Pen Is Bigger than Yours

Classy.

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Prose Before Hoes

Shakespeare at his finest.

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Six Pack… Coming Soon

Big lie.

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So Far, This is the Oldest I’ve Been

Can’t argue with that.

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Sorry I'm Late. I Saw a Dog.

Can’t argue with that either.

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Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come

True dat.

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Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

Makes you question everything.

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T-Rex No Like Push-Ups

Its nose is too big and its arms are too small.

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The Tuxedo T-Shirt

Always a hit at weddings.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.

Bears. They get you every time.

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Who Are These Children and Why Are They Calling Me Dad?

No, seriously.

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Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air

Get it?

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Words on a Shirt

Yep.

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World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father.

Pfft.