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Funny Instruments

1. Carrot Slide Whistle

Perfect for a healthy snack after your band concert. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Books

2. The Cat Who Solved Three Murders Shop

By by L.T. Shearer. Meanwhile, I can’t get my cat to solve even one. See also Cats, Murder.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Foot Wrists

Also known as ankles. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

4. Child 1

Funny Sayings

5. Children Are Like Farts

Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous. See also Children, Flatulence.

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Funny People

6. Götz von Berlichingen

Götz of the Iron Hand. Known for being the first person to write the quote “he can kiss my ass” on a play script.
Also, he had an iron hand. Kept writing and fighting with it. See also German.

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Funny Phrases

7. Why It Works as a Palindrome? Bruh, You Have a Long Name, Eman Gnola Eva Huoy Hur Bemordni Lapa Sask Row Tiy H.W.!

Funny Insults

8. You Look Like Someone Who Would Hear the Word “Jungle,” and Immediately Start Brain-Singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

Totally not me.

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Funny Observations

9. The Pacific Ocean. Three C’s. All pronounced differently.

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