Funny Insults

1. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Insults

2. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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Funny Insults

3. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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Funny Books

4. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Insults

5. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

6. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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Funny Advice

7. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

8. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

9. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees

See also Fire.

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Funny Quotes

10. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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