Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

2. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

3. Enfanification

To turn something into a fan. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

5. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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Funny Observations

6. The Back of the Back is the Front, but the Front of the Front is Still the Front

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Funny Things to Do

7. Saying “Happy My Birthday to You Too” when Someone Says “Happy Birthday”

They won't know what hit them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Questions

8. What Was the Reaction of the First Person to Hear a Parrot Talk?

See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

9. Shrimp Daddy

Lil Wayne’s original rap name. See also Rapper.

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Funny Euphemisms

10. Emotional Support Juice

Also known as wine. See also Alcohol, Wine.

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