Funny Euphemisms

1. The Floor is Lava, But Sad

Also known as Monday morning.

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Funny Words

2. Hobnob

To mingle in a fancy way.

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Funny Drinks

3. Beefy Beer

Mug Root Beer in a salami cup. See also Meat, Soda.

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Funny Questions

4. Why does the refrigerator have a light, but the freezer doesn’t? Is the frozen pizza not deserving of visibility?

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Funny Questions

5. If Laughing is Laughter, Then Why is Coughing Not Called Coughter?

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Funny Sayings

6. I Like to Put My Oranges in the Refrigerator, then Close the Door and Open It Back Up Again to Play a Sad, Sadistic Version of Peek-a-Boo

A saying some friends and I used back in school when fooling around with Google Translate.

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Funny Advice

7. If You See a Dog Wearing Underwear, Then It’s Probably Not a Dog

See also Dogs.

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Funny Insults

8. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That When You Were Home Alone, Your Parents Would Leave Your Younger Sibling in Charge

See also Siblings.

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Funny Observations

9. Statistically Speaking, Fish are the Least Frequently Run-over Animal Species

See also Fish.

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Funny Phrases

10. Eminem is a Candy Rapper

If you don’t get it, say it out loud. See also Candy.

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