Funny Sayings

1. Good Things Take Time, and That’s Why I’m Always Late

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Funny Questions

2. If “black box” flight recorders on airplanes are truly indestructible, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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Funny Insults

3. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Feeding the Toilet

Also known as going to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

5. When Fighting Say, “Left Hook,” Then Kick Them

Works every time. See also Boxing, Violence.

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Funny Insults

6. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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Funny Insults

7. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

8. Timmy Tuff Knuckles

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Funny Names

9. Ulrich Zwingli

The man who spearheaded the Affair of the Sausages in 1522, sparking the Reformation in Zürich. See also History, Religion, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

10. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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