Funny Insults

1. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Feeding the Toilet

Also known as going to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

3. When Fighting Say, “Left Hook,” Then Kick Them

Works every time. See also Boxing, Violence.

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Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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Funny Insults

5. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

6. Timmy Tuff Knuckles

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Funny Names

7. Ulrich Zwingli

The man who spearheaded the Affair of the Sausages in 1522, sparking the Reformation in Zürich. See also History, Religion, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

8. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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Funny Phrases

9. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

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Funny Words

10. Firkytoodle

To caress one’s lover. Seriously. See also Old-Timey.

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