Funny Sayings

1. I Like to Put My Oranges in the Refrigerator, then Close the Door and Open It Back Up Again to Play a Sad, Sadistic Version of Peek-a-Boo

A saying some friends and I used back in school when fooling around with Google Translate.

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Funny Advice

2. If You See a Dog Wearing Underwear, Then It’s Probably Not a Dog

See also Dogs.

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Funny Insults

3. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That When You Were Home Alone, Your Parents Would Leave Your Younger Sibling in Charge

See also Siblings.

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Funny Observations

4. Statistically Speaking, Fish are the Least Frequently Run-over Animal Species

See also Fish.

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Funny Phrases

5. Eminem is a Candy Rapper

If you don’t get it, say it out loud. See also Candy.

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Funny Nicknames

6. Big Booty Judy

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Funny Words

7. Fichissimo

Italian word for super cool. See also Cool, Italian.

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Funny Instruments

8. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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Funny T-Shirts

9. Fibonacci is as Easy as 1, 1, 2, 3 Shop

See also Math.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Call a Potato That's Upside Down?

A potato. See also Potato.

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