Funny Instruments

1. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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Funny T-Shirts

2. Fibonacci is as Easy as 1, 1, 2, 3 Shop

See also Math.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What Do You Call a Potato That's Upside Down?

A potato. See also Potato.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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Funny Nicknames

5. Short King III

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Funny Phrases

6. I’m Busier Than a One-Handed, Alcoholic Smoker

See also Alcohol, Smoking.

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Funny Phobias

7. Hyperdactiliophobia

The fear of too many fingers.

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Funny Observations

8. Engraving Lovers’ Names on a Tree is Weird; Why Are People Taking Knives on Dates?

See also Love, Weapons.

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Funny Words

9. Fortissississimo

As loud as possible. See also Italian, Music.

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Funny Observations

10. You Will Last a Lifetime

Because no matter how long you live, you have lasted the length of your lifetime.

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