Funny Observations

1. You Will Last a Lifetime

Because no matter how long you live, you have lasted the length of your lifetime.

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Funny Phrases

2. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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Funny Sayings

3. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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Funny Words

5. Ultrasuprapropreantepenultimate

Seventh-to-last in a process.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Call an Elephant with Large Ears?

An elephant.

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Funny Insults

7. You Look Like You Gnaw on Raw Carrots and Pretend You Are a Bunny in Your Head

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Funny Observations

8. Neil Armstrong Backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

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Funny Sayings

9. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Advice

10. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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