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Funny Things to Do
1. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone
It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.
Funny Phrases
2. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
Funny Animals
3. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.
Funny Animals
6. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
Funny Things to Do
8. Slappy Spatchy
Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.
Funny Advice
10. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats
See also Cats.