Funny Instruments

1. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

2. If You’re Sweating in a Sweater, You’re the Sweater

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Funny Insults

3. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Insults

4. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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Funny Insults

5. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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Funny Jobs

6. The Bun Separator at a Bakery

Someone’s gotta do it… See also Bread.

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Funny Quotes

7. “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”

―Audrey Hepburn See also Beauty.

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Funny Books

8. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Insults

9. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

10. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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