Funny Insults

61. You Look Like You Use a Semicolon

See also Punctuation.

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Funny Insults

62. I Hope You Swim and Have Nothing to Wear but Skinny Jeans

See also Denim, Swimming.

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Funny Insults

63. Go Eat M&Ms One by One

See also Candy.

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64. You Seem Like the Person Who Looks Up and Down when Crossing the Street

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Funny Animals

65. Impressed Tortoise

Tortoise found in mountains of Southeast Asia. See also Turtles.

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Funny Foods

66. Clootie Dumpling

Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.

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Funny Foods

67. The Imam Fainted

I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.

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Funny Insults

68. You Look Like You Call Books “A Real Page Turner!”

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Funny Quotes

69. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

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Funny Quotes

70. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”

―Lillian Donovan

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