Funny Dances
Funny Dances
1. Racoon Pants
Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.
Funny Dances
2. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching
“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”
Funny Dances
5. The Rigor Mortis
Lie down on the ground and twitch occasionally. Then do nothing for the rest of eternity.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny dance?
Funny Dances
8. The Life Liver
Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.
Funny Dances
9. The Go-go Goat
Pretending to be a goat while knee-walking around the room. See also Goats.
Funny Dances
10. The Turtle Dance
1. Get down on all fours
2. Eat lettuce and carrots
3. Do that for 100 years
4. You did it! See also Turtles.