Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

1. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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2. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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3. Rubber Band

Stretch between two stationary objects and flick repeatedly. See also Annoying.

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4. The Staircase at Night

Makes more sound than seemingly possible, especially if your family is sleeping or you’re doing something you’re not supposed to.

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5. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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6. Pen and Table

Especially when you really need to study.

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7. Dill Piccolo

An instrument that only plays sour notes. See also Made Up.

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8. Pots and Pans with Wooden Spoons

The perfect way to start chaos in the kitchen.

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9. Wobbygong

A type of floppy aluminum that when you hit it, makes a wobbygong noise.

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10. Car Horn

I once heard a guy playing Beethoven on a Mazda. See also Cars.

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