Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
31. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.
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32. Cheap Party Favor Whistle
One high-pitch note of parents’ nightmares. See also Annoying, Parents.
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33. The Elephant Imitator
Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny instrument.
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36. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
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37. Pyrophone
An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.
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39. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.