7 Entries Tagged “Fire”

Funny Insults

1. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2024| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on September 5, 2023| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

3. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on September 5, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

4. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2022| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Call a Llama Starting a Fire?

An arsonist. See also Fire, Llamas.

Added by PhilipGinswhistler on February 8, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

7. Pyrophone

An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.

Added by Muffy on September 20, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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