37 Entries Tagged “Children”

Funny Questions

1. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them?

See also Children.

Added by FoxMissy on February 23, 2021| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground

Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Mud Pie

Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2018| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

5. Finding a Dollar on the Floor When You Were Seven-Years-Old felt Like it Was a Hundred Dollars on the floor

See also Children, Funny.

Added by kidwamminyo on May 30, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges

The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Reading Under the Covers with a Flashlight

See also Children, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

9. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Pregnancy

Nine months of pain leading to one day of extreme pain and then at least 18 years of hell. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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