91 Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Dog Hardware, Cat Software

Also know as a fox. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Quotes

2. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

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Funny Quotes

3. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Angry Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by jaythewizard on August 17, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Do You Call a Dog on a Skateboard, Eating Pizza, Telling You to “Hop On?”

Talented, and also really cool. See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

6. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

7. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

9. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Books

10. Knitting with Dog Hair Shop

Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. See also Dogs.

Added by Elpepe on July 14, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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