38 Entries Tagged “Food”
Funny People
2. Mayor McCheese
One of the more endearing terms of endearment. "Thank you, Mayor McCheese." See also 80's, Food.
Funny Quotes
3. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."
Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.
Funny Things to Do
4. Microwaving a CD
Go ahead, grab your sisters Miley Cyrus mixed cd and send it off to microwave heaven. Looks wicked cool too. See also Food.
Funny Sayings
5. It'll Make a Turd
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.
Funny Foods
7. Lean Cuisine Shop
Varieties of this microwave meal include “Comfort Classics”, “Dinnertime Selects”, and “Spa Cuisine ClassicsÆ. There’s such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.
Funny Things
8. Fixin's Bar
Whether to top top a burger, an ice cream sundae, or a baked potato, fixin's always equal fun. See also Food.
Funny Things to Do
9. Eating Over the Kitchen Sink
Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.
Funny Advice
10. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.