Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Did One Ant Say to the Other Ant?

Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.

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2. What Day was Spongebob Born on?

His birthday.

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3. How Do Penguins Fly?

On an airplane.

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4. How Do You Make Something Without a Recipe?

Just wing it—it’s not that hard.

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5. You Can't Say Spring Roll Without Spring Roll

Spring roll.

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6. Anti-Jokes Are Much Better Than Uncle Jokes

See also Family.

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7. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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8. What Has 18 Legs, 18 Arms, and 18 Eyes?

The Supreme Court.

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9. How Many Heads Does a Man Swimming in the Arctic Ocean Have?

One.

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10. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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