Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. My Friend Told Me the Other Day That I Don’t Understand Irony, but That’s Ironic Because We Were at a Bus Stop

See also Ironic.

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2. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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3. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

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4. I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

She really did. See also Beauty.

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5. How are Cigarettes and Dynamite Alike?

They’re both completely harmless until you light and stick it in your mouth.

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6. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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7. I bet you $8326434537461701…

… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.

And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.

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8. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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9. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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10. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

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