Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
33. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?
Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
35. And as many people have said, “Uhh, umm.”
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny anti-joke?
Funny Anti-Jokes
36. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.
See also Communism.
Funny Anti-Jokes
37. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?
Funny Anti-Jokes
39. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.
Funny Anti-Jokes
40. Someone Stole My Mood Ring
And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.