Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

21. How to Fall Down a Flight of Stairs

Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 11
Floor

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22. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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23. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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24. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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25. What do you call an adult who goes to school?

A teacher. See also Schools.

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26. This is Not a Drill

No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.

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27. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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28. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

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29. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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30. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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