Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
21. This is Not a Drill
No seriously, this is a computer. Stop trying to drill a hole with it.
Funny Anti-Jokes
22. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?
It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.
Funny Anti-Jokes
23. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.
Funny Anti-Jokes
24. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.
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25. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.
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26. What did the Swede say to the other Swede after seeing a wolf?
I don’t know, I don’t speak Swedish. Probably something like, “Look, a wolf.” See also Swedish.
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29. What’s Worse than Getting Swallowed by a Black Hole?
Who knows? See also Space.