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Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Yeetaleetthesecond

...You clever little turdstick...

Yeetaleetthesecond on October 5, 2023

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........bro-

-_- on October 23, 2023

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Well done.

Fire truck chuck on December 30, 2023

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that was from siri!

No name? on February 20, 2024

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And how does that solve why fire engines are red

Funnee on April 4, 2024

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YOU PLAGIARIST, THAT’S FROM SIRI! DELETE THAT COMMENT NOW!😡😡😡 (God loves you, despite what I think about commenting that)

🥺 on April 7, 2024

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I don't think that's appropriate report what cannot delete oh I wish I could tell mom the joke

leon dummy on June 21, 2024

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actually, it is smart keep it there is not even a delete button

leon on June 22, 2024

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now this is my type of comedy

a totapo on July 11, 2024

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that is so smart when i read the end i cracked up

Why are fire trucks red? on July 18, 2024

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that is so clever i laughed so hard at the end

no on September 19, 2024

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STOP STEALING FROM SIRI U R NOT ORIGINAL AT ALL!!!

One and only Potato on September 29, 2024

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