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1. You Look Like You Chew Paper

And swallow it.

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2. If You Were an Object You’d be a Fart

See also Flatulence.

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3. You Have the Personality of a USB Cable

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4. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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5. “You’re as dumb as Isaac Newton.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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6. You Look Like You Put a Pencil in Your Book as a Bookmark, Damaging the Spine

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7. You Look Like Someone Who Would be Really Interested in My Rug

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8. You Look Like a Person Who Looks Up at the Ceiling for Answers During a Test

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9. You Look Like You Eat Your Cereal with Orange Juice

The true cereal killer. See also Breakfast.

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10. You Look Like You Chuckle

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