Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Put Carpet in Your Bathroom

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2. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

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3. You Look Like the Friend in the Horror Movie That Gets Bitten but is Trying to Hide It

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4. You Look Like You Try to Make Submissions in the Comments

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5. You Look Like You Yell at Waiters

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6. You Look Like if a Man and a Woman Had a Child

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7. You Look Like You Correct People when They Say Twitter Instead of X

See also Internet.

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8. You Look Like You Use the Shift Button on the Right of the Keyboard Instead of the One on the Left

Loser. See also Computers.

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9. You Look Like You Chew Paper

And swallow it.

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10. If You Were an Object You’d be a Fart

See also Flatulence.

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