Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Buy Seedless Grapes, then Hold Them up to the Light to Look for Seeds

See also Fruits.

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Funny Insults

2. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic

See also Cars.

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3. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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Funny Insults

4. I Hope You Lose Your Keys in an IKEA

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5. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore

There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.

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6. You Look Like Your Left and Right Eyebrow Should be Switched

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7. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Eats the Paper Inside a Fortune Cookie

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8. You Look Like You Don’t Know the Meaning of Ignoramus

I don’t either.

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9. You Look Like an Educated Guess

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10. You’re the Type of Person Who Would Struggle to Count While Wearing Oven Mitts

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