9 Entries Tagged “Coffee”

Funny Advice

1. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.

See also Coffee.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2023| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2. Ex-Wife Coffee

Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.

Added by MsKnowItAll on March 6, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. I Like People the Way I Like My Coffee

I hate coffee. See also Coffee.

Added by a Guest on November 19, 2020| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Hot Bean Water

Otherwise known as coffee. See also Coffee.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Chock full o'Nuts Shop

For those with nut allergies, fear not. Despite its name, Chock full o'Nuts currently contains—and never did contain—a single nut. See also Coffee.

Added by scottmsiegel on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Finishing a Drink from Starbucks and Realizing the Name on the Cup Isn't Yours

See also Coffee, Starbucks.

Added by Amanda on October 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Samovar

An ornate water boiler. See also Coffee.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

8. Postum Shop

Instant, coffee alternative for people who like coffee, but don’t like coffee. See also Coffee, Elderly.

Added by Ryan on February 19, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Sanka Shop

“I’ll have a decaf.”

“We have Sanka.” See also Coffee, Elderly.

Added by Tyler on May 14, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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