Funny Observations

Funny Observations

1. They Bleach the Butter and then Dye It Yellow

It’s normally gray. See also Dairy.

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2. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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3. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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4. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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5. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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6. You Can’t Delete a Post on This Website

If I could, I’d delete this one.

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7. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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8. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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9. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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10. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse

Ratios and expectations.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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