Funny Observations
Funny Observations
31. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.
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32. You Have 3 Minutes to Live, but it Resets Every Time You Breathe
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33. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard
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34. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole
See also English.
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35. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately
Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny observation.
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36. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta
You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.