Funny Observations

81. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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82. An Escalator Never Breaks, It Just Becomes Stairs

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83. For every phobia, there is an equivalent philia.

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84. People Who Take Care of Chickens Are Chicken Tenders

Literally. See also Chickens, Farming.

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85. The L.A. Angels translates to “The Angels Angels.”

See also Baseball, Spanish.

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86. Erasers Slowly Die Because of Your Mistakes

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87. Characters in First-Person Shooters Never Blink

Prove me wrong. See also Video Games.

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88. We Place Too Much Emphasis on the Early Bird’s Good Luck, and Not Enough on the Early Worm’s Bad Luck

Poor worm. See also Birds, Nature.

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89. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

See also Sex, Shoes.

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90. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face

See also Dairy.

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