11 Entries Tagged “Money”
Funny Observations
1. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit
If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.
Funny Observations
2. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
Funny Questions
3. Wait, where’d all my money go?
“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.
Funny Advice
9. They Should Put Prince on The $20 Bill and Call It $19.99, the Bill Formerly Known as Prince
See also Money.
Funny Sayings
10. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs
Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.