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1. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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2. The Cheese Done Slipped off His Cracker

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3. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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4. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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5. Oh now! A typo!

See also Grammar.

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6. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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7. If I’m Not Back in Five Minutes, Wait Longer

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8. If Pessimism Was an Olympic Sport, I Doubt I’d Win It

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9. Never. Give Up.

Most people don’t read that right on first try.

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10. If Robbers Ever Broke into My House and Searched for Money, I’d Just Laugh and Search with Them

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