Funny Sayings

1. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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2. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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3. Oh now! A typo!

See also Grammar.

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4. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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5. If I’m Not Back in Five Minutes, Wait Longer

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6. If Pessimism Was an Olympic Sport, I Doubt I’d Win It

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7. Never. Give Up.

Most people don’t read that right on first try.

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8. If Robbers Ever Broke into My House and Searched for Money, I’d Just Laugh and Search with Them

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9. A True Best Friend is One Who Immediately Clears Your Search History After You Die

See also Death, Internet.

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10. I Always Arrive Late at the Office, but I Make Up for It by Leaving Early

See also Lazy, Office, Work.

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