Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
54. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.
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Funny Sayings
56. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants
Funny Sayings
57. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.
Funny Sayings
59. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.
Funny Sayings
60. There's no cow on the ice.
A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.