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71. I Can't be Trusted, Trust Me

So can I be trusted or not?

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72. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

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73. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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74. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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75. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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76. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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77. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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78. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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79. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother

See also Grandparents.

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80. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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