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71. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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72. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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73. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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74. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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75. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother

See also Grandparents.

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76. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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77. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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78. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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79. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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80. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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