Funny Sayings

71. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.

Is that an inside joke?

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72. If Life Was Easy, Babies Wouldn't be Born Crying

See also Babies.

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73. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

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74. I Can't be Trusted, Trust Me

So can I be trusted or not?

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75. I Ate a Clock Once. It Was Very Time Consuming.

See also Puns.

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76. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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77. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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78. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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79. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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80. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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