Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

71. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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72. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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73. Don't Spell "Part "Backwards, It's a Trap!

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75. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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76. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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78. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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79. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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80. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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