Funny Sayings

31. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

Added by RustyMew on August 9, 2022| 4 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

32. Holy Crow!

Added by a Guest on July 18, 2022| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

33. Life is Soup, and I Am a Fork

See also Cutlery.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2022| 5 Comments | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

34. It Tiss What It Tiss

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2022| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

35. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 19, 2022| Comment | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

36. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2021| 1 Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

37. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2021| 4 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

38. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2021| Comment | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

39. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2021| 6 Comments | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

40. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike