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31. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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32. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur

Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.

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33. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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34. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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35. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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36. Get Up! Your Cereal’s Getting Cold!

Beg your pardon? See also Breakfast.

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37. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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38. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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39. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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40. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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