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81. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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82. Don't Yuk My Yum

Don't say stuff disgusting about someone's favorite food or other things.

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83. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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84. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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85. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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86. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis

See also Language.

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87. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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88. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

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89. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

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90. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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