Funny Sayings

81. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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82. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis

See also Language.

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83. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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84. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

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85. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

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86. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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87. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also Schools, Teachers.

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88. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

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89. 69% of People Find Something Dirty in Every Sentence

Gotcha.

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90. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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