Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
112. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid
Funny Sayings
113. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
Funny Sayings
114. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
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117. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday
Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.
Funny Sayings
118. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns
I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment!
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119. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
A sentence that translates to " The Buffalo from Buffalo that Buffalo from Buffalo intimidate (which has buffalo as a synonym) bully (same thing) Buffalo from Buffalo.
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120. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships
A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.