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111. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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112. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

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113. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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114. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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115. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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116. Your Socks Are Untied

They'll fall for it every time. See also Pranks.

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117. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

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118. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years

See also Babies.

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119. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

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120. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

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