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111. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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112. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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113. Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit!

See also Southern.

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114. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.

See also Cars.

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115. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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116. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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117. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

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118. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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119. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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120. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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