Funny Sayings

101. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2018| 8 Comments | 151 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

102. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2018| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

103. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

Added by a Guest on June 6, 2018| Comment | 71 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

104. Your Socks Are Untied

They'll fall for it every time. See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2018| 5 Comments | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

105. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2018| 8 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

106. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years

See also Babies.

Added by hufflenet on April 11, 2018| 5 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

107. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2018| Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

108. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| Comment | 69 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

109. David, You Left Your Phone at My House

World's dumbest text. See also Phones.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2018| 10 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

110. Soy Milk is Just Regular Milk Introducing Itself in Spanish

See also Spanish.

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2018| 7 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike