8 Entries Tagged “Poetry”
Funny Quotes
1. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”
Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.
Funny Sayings
2. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Don’t Know How to Rhyme, So Hurt Me Bro
Edgar Allen Poe minus the Edgar Allen Poe. See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
3. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.
See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
4. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!
Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
5. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
7. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Funny Things
8. Zapf Chancery
An ugly name and an ugly font. Also, a favorite of teenagers everywhere when writing poetry. See also Poetry, Typography.