40 Entries Tagged “Death”

Funny Sayings

1. “My Bad” and “Sorry” Mean the Same Thing Unless You’re at a Funeral

See also Death.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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Funny Advice

4. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

5. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

―Woody Allen See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Wooden Onsie

Also known as a coffin. See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. The Forever Box

Also know as a Coffin. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 1, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. A True Best Friend is One Who Immediately Clears Your Search History After You Die

See also Death, Internet.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 11, 2023| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

9. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on September 7, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

10. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on September 5, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

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