Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

1. Cinnanomxia

Like dyslexia, but with the inability to say “cinnamon” or “synonym.”

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2. Cowprint Intolerance

It’s like a lactose intolerance, but with anything cowprint, e.g. cowprint pants, cowprint socks, cowprint roofs, etc. See also Made Up.

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3. Worcestershiresauceixa

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.

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4. Cheese Deficiency

Life is nothing without cheese. See also Cheese.

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5. Donkey Hiccups

You get the hiccups, but you kick your legs in the air every time. See also Donkies, Made Up.

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6. Shreckles

Like freckles but tiny Shreks!

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7. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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8. Lactose Intolerance Intolerance

An intolerance of people with lactose intolerance. See also Made Up.

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9. Child Disease

It makes you ask a lot of questions…

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10. Lack Toes in Toddler Ants

See also Dairy.

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