Funny Diseases
Funny Diseases
92. Center Abdominal Groin Strain
Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.
Funny Diseases
93. The Clap
Funny Diseases
94. Nintendonitis
Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.
Funny Diseases
95. Dengue Fever
Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.
Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny disease.
Funny Diseases
97. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.
Funny Diseases
98. Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.
Funny Diseases
99. Ass-Burger Syndrome
The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Diseases
100. Tarantism
An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.