Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

61. Cyrus Virus

Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.

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62. Cataplexy

Every time strong emotions are felt, the muscles weaken dramatically, causing the person to collapse.

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63. Adolescent Benign Focal Crisis

The inability of teenagers to concentrate. See also Teenagers.

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64. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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65. Pica

People with this disease have the urge to eat things like dirt, paper, glue, and clay and is believed to be linked to mineral deficiency.

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66. Blue Skin Disorder

A large family (known as the Blue Fugates) lived in Troublesome Creek, Kentucky until the 1960s. Most of them lived past the age of 80, with no serious illness—just blue skin. The trait was passed on from generation to generation. People with this condition could have blue, plum, indigo, or even purple skin.

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67. Exploding Head Syndrome

This is real. I have it.

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68. The Mean Reds

Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."

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69. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

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70. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.

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