Funny Diseases
Funny Diseases
81. Slapped-Face Disease
It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.
Funny Diseases
82. Smellie-Veit Syndrome
An actual syndrome or more commonly an obstetric maneuver used for a breech delivery of an infant. One of my co-workers years ago typed "smelly feet syndrome" in the report (she thought that is what she heard dictated) and the OB doc came by to enlighten her (as well as the rest of us), and not too nicely. He felt she should have asked or at least correlated it with the type of report she was typing. It is funny though, isn't it? I still kind of like "smelly feet syndrome", even to this day.
Funny Diseases
84. Supernumerary Nipple Syndrome
While in utero, a person forms an extra nipple and is affected by this for the rest of its life. Mostly from being made fun of on the high school sports team as "triple nipple". See also Body.
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Funny Diseases
86. Wandering Womb
Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.
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88. Crazy for Swayze
Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.
Funny Diseases
89. Dropsy
Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Diseases
90. Parrot Fever
Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.