12 Entries Tagged “Women”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Women Are Like Strawberries; Sometimes They’re in Grocery Stores

See also Fruits, Women.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2024| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

Added by a Guest on September 5, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. "Here's all you have to know about men and women; woman are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid."

- George Carlin See also Men, Women.

Added by a Guest on March 3, 2019| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

Added by Sarah69999 on October 25, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

7. What Men Know About Women Shop

One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.

Added by a Guest on June 24, 2014| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

8. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

Added by Anthony on October 19, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

9. Manhunt

Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.

Added by Anthony on December 4, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

10. Wandering Womb

Seriously, the ancient Greeks believed that women's health issues were due to their womb wandering freely around their body. Disorders caused by the womb were remedied by making the woman smell a foul smell or applying a pleasant fragrance to the vagina. See also Body, Women.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 28, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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