21 Entries Tagged “Obesity”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Vertically Obese

Also known as tall. See also Obesity.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Horizontally Tall

See also Obesity.

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Funny Insults

3. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on January 10, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

4. The Freshman Fifteen

The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal

And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

10. Gravy

See also Obesity.

Added by epiclegend150 on January 19, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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