Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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2. “The kid is not my son.”

―Michael Jackson

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4. “Stay golden Ponyboy, stay gold.”

A literal classic. 💅🏽

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8. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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9. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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10. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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