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91. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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92. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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93. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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94. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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95. "I'm on a Rock."

Said every kid playing lava floor ever.

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96. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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97. Dan

-This quote is the wrong way round.

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98. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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99. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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100. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.

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