Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
111. "Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
See also English.
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112. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."
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114. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
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116. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"
Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.
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117. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"
Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.
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118. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"
Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.
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119. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."
From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.