Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
121. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
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122. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"
So saith an unknown Facebooker.
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123. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.
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126. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
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127. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
From comedian Ron White.
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128. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."
-Abraham Lincoln
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129. "Text Me the Deets"
How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.