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121. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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122. "Whatever."

-The Teenager

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123. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."

-Plato
See also Philosophy.

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124. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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125. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.

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126. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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127. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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128. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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129. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.

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130. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."

-Abraham Lincoln

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