Funny Quotes
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
From comedian Ron White.
Top Contributors of Funny Quotes
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.
Comments
Shim not here
Wolfy 7503 on April 26, 2014
lol
marie040702 on May 19, 2014
omg lol i love this!!! xx
shannon on July 18, 2015
cool
scarlet on September 11, 2015
If life gives you lemons, run before it drops some coconuts!
Cole on March 29, 2017
if life gives you lemons and the objective is to make lemonade, shouldn't you get sugar and water as well?
YEET it's ma birthday on December 5, 2018
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” -Cave Johnson. WHY DID I NOT JUST POST THIS
Ahahaaaa on December 16, 2020