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51. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

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52. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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53. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''

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54. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”

―A Wise Man

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55. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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56. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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57. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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58. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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59. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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60. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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