Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

51. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

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52. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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53. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''

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55. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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56. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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57. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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60. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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